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Bring it on Montel Williams!

Ok Montel, I’m gonna trust you on this one! You had me as a captive audience with your “juicing” infomercial Sunday (yesterday) afternoon. You made a compelling case for juicing what appears to be just about anything in your magical machine.

But in truth buddy, you don’t have a whole lot of programming competition on Sundays, so I was an easy target. Plus you had the advantage of me weighing myself earlier that morning. so you caught me at a weak, vulnerable moment.

So with the fact that my friend just recently started juicing, plus my husband said he would be on board with me to do it, we boldly ordered the juicer online last night for $200. Yea, $200! I could get like 800 McDonalds chicken nuggets for $200!  

Anyway, I do have high hopes of having a healthy weight loss story. But I also recall having had one of those high hope moments when we bought the cross trainer and ended up returning it 15 minutes before the store closed on the 30th day in exchange for a big screen TV.

I DO believe that those little children actually did enjoy drinking that thick green spinach shake. But I also believe in aliens from other planets, so this could turn out bad. Plus the fact that I’ve already wondered how long you would have to “juice” a Big Mac makes me question my commitment to this before the machine even arrives.

Let’s just say that  I will keep the box and receipt tucked away in a closet “just incase” which is exactly what happened with the Turbo cooker and Wok we bought on TV with intentions of getting healthy.

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